‘There must be a problem with that person’: 20+ red flags hiring managers found on various work resumes

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    lady_molotovcocktail. Listing every single accomplishment from high school and/or middle school... when you've been out of high school for 10+ years. Had a guy list every: part he got in a musical/play. Sports he played
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    (with scores!). Clubs he was a part of. Etc. all of these dated from at least elementary school on. The man was 50+. The job had nothing to do with any of these items.
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    Copenhagan A water mark of their face on each page of a resume. Edit: This was in Canada for a food retail position. Also thanks for the awards and up votes. This is now by far my most upvoted post.
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    JYWH22 I've seen someone put their certificate of baptism under Certificates and Awards.
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    SleepyConscience. I once got a resume that listed under his "Awards" section "Champion & Master of the Chug n Tug" at some dumb. ASU fraternity whose name I can't remember. I'm still not 100% certain what the that is but I know I didn't want it.
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    Alleylovescoffee . A very unprofessional email is definitely one. You see some insane emails. I knew someone who got an email address that had "big daddy" in it.
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    MentalWyvern . The guy who applied for a design job and attached a photoshopped image of him as a centaur comes to mind. Also typos. I was hiring a very senior level person who seemed like they could do an amazing job, but there were SEVERAL typos on her resume. I asked the recruiter to let her know.
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    AasthaRisk. When people apply through Facebook jobs and it pulls the info from their profile, you end up with like 'went to the University of LIFE' or 'I only work for ME and no one else!' as a headline on their application. Its hard to take that seriously.
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    winkelschleifer ⚫ if this phrase is written anywhere: "my chickens have come home to roost"
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    db1139. Doesn't stop me from hiring anyone, but changes things up when someone says they speak another language. If it's Spanish, you'll be interviewed in Spanish. Sometimes that goes very poorly for the applicant.
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    dan1son . Lies. I'm that hiring manager that'll dig into the weird You're interviewing for an enterprise software job but list Unity 3d on there? Let's dig in. You're interviewing for a React gig but for some reason list "raspberry pi project to control kegerator" lets talk about that one. You wrote a minecraft plugin? Ok... let's figure that out.
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    I figure the weirder the thing on the resume is the higher the chance you were passionate about it. If you aren't, then you're probably not being truthful about much else.
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    This isn't the end all be all of course. Not everyone even has weird totally unrelated to the job stuff on their resume. But if you do, remember... it's fair game.
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    [deleted] When someone have 5 years experience of a software that was invented 2 years ago.
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    PsychohistorySeldon • More than 2 pages. • Job experiences of a month or less. Putting they work at "GitHub" when in smaller font they just have a couple repos hosted there.
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    Disguising Coursera certificates as bachelor degrees Obnoxious use of adjectives when describing themselves in the 3rd person.
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    • Oversharing personal details like their religion • Long lists of buzzwords and libraries (programming)
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    • Claiming to know technology X, being asked about it, and being very clear they have no idea (programming) • Demands, as in I won't do X or Y.
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    Sir_Auron "Reason for Leaving: too much drama"
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    Si-Ran⚫ WRITTEN LIKE A 4TH GRADER
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    BlessthefaII. I have a certificate of knighthood (or whatever) from Sealand. I like to think that would at least peak pique a potential employer's interest but im not currently willing to risk it.
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    Dadotox I find it funny how everybody knows how bad many companies work, but if there is someone changing jobs there must be a problem with that person.
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    robman1204. Spelling mistakes, jumping around to 5 different jobs in 2 years.

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